Now that's a doozy! Super-sweet art and tantalizingly mysterious flavor text for Vorthos to devour, fat-body dragon for Timmy to love, crazy combo potential for Johnny to grab hold of, and insane card drawing and control for Spike to wield. Who's left out? Yeah, that's what I thought. Timmy, Johnny, and Spike can bandy their takes on the Firemind on their own. Today, we're going to sample all that Niv-Mizzet brings to the table for we vast and hungry Vorthosian multitudes.
Some of you may be wondering why I chose to title this article “Niv-Mizzet, the Fountainhead”. It's really a dandy little coincidence. I had initially meant to capture only its literal meaning; “A chief and abundant source; an originator.” Then it occurred to me that the word “Fountainhead” bears a strong association to the Ayn Rand novel of the same name. The dandyness is that the novel's main character is a self-absorbed genius- a pretty good nutshell description of Niv-Mizzet! Given this coincidence, and the fact that “Fountainhead” starts with the letter F (making a nifty stand-in for “Firemind”), I am even happier with this yet-to-be-explored title.
“So how is Niv-Mizzet a chief and abundant source; an originator?” So many ways….where to start. “An originator.” Most literally, Niv-Mizzet is the Parun of the Izzet guild; the original guildmaster who signed the Guildpact 10,000 years ago. But this is not what I was getting at with “Fountainhead.” Perhaps a brief description of the Izzet guildmaster would be helpful.
Niv-Mizzet is the smartest living thing on the plane of Ravnica. This does not mean his SAT score would be 1 higher than the second smartest being. This means that he is so smart that he could, using #2 lead of course, fill in his little ovals in such a pattern that, when scanned by the computer, would reprogram it, giving him a perfect score and everybody else a zero, then the computer would shut off its fans, overheat, and burst into flames. Oh, and he'd be able to do this in the time it takes the other testers to open their booklets. Then he would burn everyone in the room wearing sweat pants thinking it would help them stay comfortable and, therefore, test better. Morons. (And yes, he can read minds- so he can spare the poor shmo who wears sweat pants because he thinks they're cool. He can,… but he doesn't. Why stop the barbecue!)
And so Niv-Mizzet has plodded through the last 10,000 years dealing with the feeble minds of the rest of the living, staving off boredom with random acts of folly and flame. It is in his guild that he has found a figment of inspiration. The geniuses and brainiacs of Ravnica flock to him, trying desperately to impress him (or at least not bore him to the point where he burns them). And what does one do who is head, shoulders, wings, and tail above everybody else? One becomes an egomaniac durned quick.
And that brings us back to “Fountainhead.” The egomaniacal, capricious, vain, and worthy-of-it all dragon has made sure that his guild and all its trappings all spring forth from him, the very lodestar of omniscient perfection. Let's take a look at what has sprung forth from the firebreathing fountainhead.
One does not have to look very far to see an important droplet of Niv-Mizzetness: “Izzet.” The very name of the guild is derived from the dragon's own. Well of course it is. The dragon named the guild as such to ensure that everybody knows who runs the show, and because there just aren't any letter combinations better than those in his own name.
The flavor text on the Izzet Signet is illuminating as well. The dragon's arrogant display does not stop at words.
The Izzet signet is redesigned often, each time becoming closer to a vanity portrait of Niv-Mizzet.
Hey! Did I just preview another card? I could get in trouble for that. But, we've got momentum, we can't stop now! We'll deal with the repercussions later! Look at this one:
OK, they did not want to fire me, but they did want me to put the breaks on the unbridled revelations. What we see here is that there is another card with its name reflective of the dragon, “Invoke the Firemind.” I wanted to include the card mechanic on this one, but the boys upstairs thought it was too much. I will offer this tidbit; this card mechanic springs forth from the dragon as well. Given that it's his signature spell, it is no mystery why Niv-Mizzet chose to include his title in its name.
To those in tune with the Firemind, there is no difference between knowledge and flame.
“Firemind” has been appropriated also as the word for the genius consciousness shared by Niv-Mizzet and his favored underlings
We have a similar situation with the Izzet guildhall land, “Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind.” Name and flavor text; all about the dragon. Card mechanic- nope, it's the center of the Tootsie Pop. We get our licks at the “Pop,” but you'll have to wait for the “Tootsie” at the Pre-Release. (Delaying gratification is so darned un-Izzet, but those are the breaks.)
Nivix gets a double dose of the dragon's pride, with “Nivix” being derived from Niv-Mizzet and also mention of the Firemind. Not surprising, since this is where he hangs out most of the time, sleeping and torching the dimwits who seek his audience.
Niv-Mizzet's genius and vanity reverberate throughout the mirrored halls of Nivix.
The interior is all mirrors. To confuse infiltrators? Maybe. To preen and gaze upon the one and only perfection? Not so maybe.
|What do you call a bunch of Izzet wizards trying their best to emulate the blazing aeronautic greatness of their dragon guildmaster? Why, “Dragonauts,” of course. By Niv-Mizzet's unattainable standards, the Dragonauts are a dismal failure. But, he appreciates their effort and their taste. So he has dubbed them the “Dragonauts.”|
Long ago, Niv-Mizzet invented a light, strong yet malleable, fireproof metal while he was etching the entire Guildpact text from memory onto a single droplet of water. He entitled this new wondermetal “Mizzium,” derived from Niv-Mizzet, of course. Then he completed the Guildpact transcription, set the droplet ablaze, and started again on the antenna of a caterpillar. It all took about a minute and a half.
Mizzium has become a valuable resource to the entire city of Ravnica, including the other guilds. Niv-Mizzet sees no reason why he should not share his own genius with the dolts of other guilds. Why should their limited vocabularies not include the regular use of his own name and/or creations?
I trust, after all that good stuff, that “Fountainhead” now makes all the sense in the world. I doubt you're complaining, even if it does not- given all the extra preview goodness we're dishing out here. I am going to leave you hanging right there. I do want to save up some juice for the Izzet article. But, before I cut you loose, I want to shed a little light on the flavor text on Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind.
What's the deal with that!? This is all I am going to tell you: it is not gobbledygook. It's the first and last thing Niv-Mizzet would say – in the quizzical sort of language that the Izzet mind easily deciphers.