Not that great, really.
If you’re a newer player who doesn’t know what those cards do… Count yourself lucky. The rest of you can stop shuddering now.
But still, even though they’re frequently utterly wrong, Magic players love set reviews.* They’re rabid to hear your take on what cards will be the finest in the format!
Well, heck with that. Instead, I wanna hear what you think is the finest Time Spiral card in multiplayer. And in order to hear your opinion, I’m willing to give cards for it, so I’m holding the first of what is sure to be many reader challenges for this column.
What is the Best Multiplayer Card in Time Spiral?
Here are the rules:
- Pick a non-timeshifted card in Time Spiral; we want none of those recycled purple puppies, just the new stuff.
- Write up your reason why this is the best multiplayer card in Time Spiral. Keep in mind that someone else will almost certainly choose your card, so back up your choice with something – perhaps a deck, perhaps a discussion on what sorts of problems this card fixes, perhaps just a brief talk on why “My Name Is Earl” is the finest show on television and how that relates to Firemaw Kavu. In any case, it’s unlikely that a submission as content-free as “jaya ballard wins because she can kill anything” will get my attention.
- Send that reason to firstname.lastname@example.org with a title of “Time Spiral Challenge,” just so I don’t confuse your fantabulous description on the delights of Celestial Crusader with an unsolicited ad for “the n-ew V!@gr@.” Make sure you send it before midnight on Friday, October 13th.
- The Ferrett will then pick a winner, who will not only get the satisfaction of having everyone who reads magicthegathering.com know that he or she has correctly identified the best card in all of Time Spiral, but will also be sent an autographed copy of that very card. (If it’s a common, I’ll send you a full playset.) If you think the card would be more valuable without my autograph on it, well, heck, I’ll leave it off.
But wait – you want to know what my pick for the best card in multiplayer is? Well, I don’t know that it’s the best, but the most interesting multiplayer card that I saw was the Urborg Syphon-Mage – a card that’s just fun to say. I imagine the Swedish Chef swinging that card around his kitchen, sing-songing “Ur-borg-borg-borg!”
But I don’t play cards just because I think Muppets would enjoy them. No, I had a good reason for taking Urborg Syphon-Mage for a walk around the block; unlike many other cards in Time Spiral, the Mage scales. See, the best multiplayer cards tend to fall into four categories:
- So powerful they win the game on their own. (Akroma, Angel of Wrath, Darksteel Colossus)
These cards tend to be popular in both serious tournaments and casual games, assuming that they are reasonably priced for their effect. Of course, “reasonably priced” is a bit different in casual play, which tends to have longer games.
- So global that they have an effect that takes out a lot of permanents (Pernicious Deed, Akroma’s Vengeance)
Again, these tend to be popular in both tournaments and casual games, although global removal is less necessary in a duel; with a single opponent, you might be able to get by blasting the three or four creatures he casts during the course of a game, but you’re never going to have enough spot removal and mana to destroy the twelve or sixteen creatures that get played by your three other opponents in multiplayer.
- So synergistic that they win because they work so darned well with each other
There’s a reason that Mono-Black Control and Affinity are still popular multiplayer decks; Wizards created mechanics that were efficient and (shall I say it?) sometimes a little overpowered, so they still get used heavily.
- So flexible that they get better with each player that gets added to the board (Congregate, Syphon Soul)
The last is something that’s only multiplayer-friendly. There are quite a few cards that get better as the board gets larger. Congregate and Soul Warden aren’t that interesting in a duel, because there just aren’t going to be that many creatures around when only two players are casting ‘em. But when you add ten players to the table, a first-turn Soul Warden is going to net you a lot of life, and a quickie Congregate in response to a Jokulhaups can net you sometimes as much as fifty or sixty life at a shot.
Thus, Urborg Syphon-Mage. It’s reusable, and each activation will get you more life with each opponent in the game. I had dreams of a ten-player game where I activated it and just kept going up eighteen points at the end of every turn….
So I built a deck to take it out for a spin. I could have recycled the Bayous and Pernicious Deeds I used in last week’s green/black deck – but this time, I tried to stick to newer cards to ensure that, well, y’all could afford them.
Here’s what I took for a spin in four casual chaos multiplayer games the other night:
If the deck looks erratic, well… It is. I didn’t have quite enough Time Spiral cards to play four-ofs, and I was experimenting to see whether I could combine the goodness of the Syphon-Mage with the black Madness mechanic that seems to be pushed in this set, so again – not so much with the tuned. But if it had worked, I would have seen that and refined the strategy.
Here is a list of things that people ignored in order to kill a single Urborg Syphon-Mage before it went active:
- Darksteel Colossus
- Pristine Angel (several times)
- Dakkon Blackblade
- An active Eternal Dragon
- Kumano, Master Yamabushi
- An Affinity player with eight artifacts, a Tolarian Academy, a Cranial Plating, a Myr Enforcer, and a Serum Tank to draw cards
- A white/blue mage who had just cast Delusions of Mediocrity followed by Beacon of Immortality to crank his life up to 52.
In one particularly amusing game, I cast Urborg Syphon-Mage seven times, recycling him endlessly with Call to the Netherworld and Regrowth, only to watch him get popped for the seventh time. That is when I began to call my Urborg Syphon-Mage “Kenny.”
It didn’t matter what else people had active; the moment a Mage hit, everyone decided it had to be dealt with. Remember how in my first article two weeks ago, I talked about the perceived danger of threats, and how opponents would go nuts in order to destroy a card that they thought was dangerous?
Well, Urborg Syphon-Mage is the icky spider on the wall. Maybe it won’t actually kill anyone, but people will drop everything to stomp it flat.
Now, there are things I could do here to improve the deck. My friend Vrax suggested adding Dense Foliage or Steely Resolve to help protect the fragile Spellshaper. (I still say it doesn’t help much against Pyroclasm.) I might go the route of turning this into a Reanimator deck with benefits, using the Syphon-Mage to drop guys into the yard to bring back on the cheap. I could probably also stand to drop a land or two, since I consistently got land-flooded.
It’s also possible that I’m in the wrong colors here. Perhaps I should go with blue instead of green to go the route of casting Circular Logic to protect my investments and using bounce to keep other guys off my back. (If you have any suggestions, feel free to lend a hand in the forums. I tried to go infinite, I really did…)
But in the end, the Syphon-Mage not only draws a lot of attention, but it’s not that powerful. It’s still going to take ten activations to kill everyone (assuming, foolishly, that there’s no life gain). It destroys possible alliances with weaker players, since you’ll accidentally be killing them in the process of trying to neuter the top dog. And worst of all, it gets less effective as the game boils down to the survivors; by the time it’s a one-on-one duel, you’re gaining a measly two life.
But you know what did work?
Oh my Lordy, Sudden Death put the fear of God into my table.
Now, I knew Sudden Death was good, but I did not know how good it was. You know how good it was? Witness this friendly exchange.
“Ferrett, I have a Morphling. I think I’ll attack… You.”
I glare at Dmitri with steely eyes. “Don’t do it.”
“Why not? I have a Morphling. I’ll just protect it.”
“I’ll kill it.”
Dmitri, cowed by the crazed look of confidence burning across the back of my retinae, backs off. He doesn’t know what I have, but I have something, so Morphling goes skittering across the countertop to smash someone else in the air for five. Vrax, however, is not impressed.
“Doesn’t matter,” I shrug. And I drop the bomb.
The split-second mechanic swatted Morphlings effortlessly from the sky, annihilated Wild Mongrels before they could drop Wonder to save themselves, and circumvented my little Blue-happy group’s Counterspells to destroy whatever I said I wanted destroyed, dang it. Suddenly, everything that everyone knew was totally wrong – creatures they thought were safe could be gnawed away in an instant!
They did not like this. But the idea that I might have a Sudden Death in my hand changed a lot. It didn’t protect me from everything, but when things were down to one or two creatures on the board, they had to deal with the fact that I might be able to destroy the unkillable creature, leaving them defenseless.
To steal a concept from Anthony Alongi, Sudden Death is one of the biggest rattlesnake cards around. “You come for me with anything having four toughness,” it says, “And it will be dead. Maybe you wanna take that creature somewhere else.” It’s not on the table, of course, making it less of a rattlesnaker than the happy Pernicious Deed, but the idea of it is intimidating enough to ward off casual attacks.
I only played two, because I only had two. But it’s gonna be a four-of in future decks, because man! It’s that good.
However – and this is important – there was also this conversation:
“In response to the first ping, I’ll cast Sudden Death, killing it before it can ping again.”
“Who said I gave up priority between the two pings?”
I slump in my chair. “Oooh.”
“So remove that little puppy from the game, would you? Along with your dignity?”
And that is an issue: Split-second is not quite a panacea. If a player has multiple effects he can cast back-to-back, once he’s started he can simply retain priority to cast a stream of those effects all at once, thus short-circuiting your Sudden Death.
See, Sudden Death is a great spell, but one of those piddly little timing issues that gives judges fits is that you can only cast a spell when you have a mysterious power called priority. Priority is part of why you can’t Shock a dude in response to someone sacrificing it; you don’t have priority during the sacrifice. (A better explanation can be found here.)
This means that there are rare, but very critical, moments when you cannot cast Sudden Death.
If your opponent hasn’t started, he’s helpless; if he has started and gives you priority at any point, he’s helpless. Which means that to avoid an untimely Death, your opponent has to put all of the effects on the stack at once – he can’t do two pings and wait to see if you Sudden Death before pinging for a third time. But by cleverly not giving up priority between Kumano activations, Vrax completely neutered what would have otherwise been a very clever Sudden Death.
Aaaand I lost.
Now. I have my own ideas as to what could be good in the casual scene. (In particular, I have a feeling that the Totems, which neatly help you out after a Wrath of God effect or an Armageddon effect, will become staple cards. And if your group’s been harried by an abundance of Pernicious Deeds, Krosan Grip should be winging its way to your decks like it was Superman to the rescue.) But I don’t want to taint your vision of what the real Coolest Card In All Of Time Spiral may be, so I’ll save those for another column.
In the meantime, best of luck! It’s a single card as a prize, I know… But think of the prestige! (And isn’t that what people always say when they’re being chintzy?)