Okay, stop pretending you're Aaron. Unless you actually are, in which case you already know what's about to happen. This is starting to resemble a hall of mirrors, so it's time to cut through the maze of illusions and impersonations: Aaron Forsythe is commenting on random cards in Gatherer!
9/27/2010: Planar Chaos (Judgment)
9/28/2010: Animate Artifact (Revised Edition)
9/29/2010: Merfolk of the Pearl Trident (Fourth Edition)
9/30/2010: Crazed Skirge (Urza's Saga)
10/1/2010: Kei Takahashi (Legends)
10/4/2010: Favorable Destiny (Mirage)
10/6/2010: Deity of Scars (Eventide)
Okay, now pretend you're not Aaron Forsythe. Do you wonder what the Director of Magic R&D thinks of random cards? Well, you could follow @MTGAaron on Twitter, or even just the specific #arccd hashtag. Or just follow this handy link, which collects all of them. Or there's a pretty good chance Aaron's just going to keep this page updated (the one you're on now. Remember, just because you've been pretending to be other people doesn't mean you've been reading a different page).