Sympathy for the Minotaur, Part 3

Posted in Arcana on July 11, 2013

By Tom Jenkot

I've started a nonprofit organization called FETHBERTGTCDVMAD.


(Foundation for the Ethical Treatment of Hoofed Bipeds and the Eventual Replacement of Them as the Go-To Creature for Displaying Viscera in Magic Art with the Drake).

If you’d like to help, please send letters of encouragement for our downtrodden, hoofed friends to:
Wizards of the Coast
c/o FETHBERTGTCDVMAD
1600 Lind Ave SW #400
Renton, WA 98057

Here we see the minotaur ciphered into inactivity by sewery spirit hands.

Hands of Binding | Art by Raymond Swanland

Experiencing the opposite of sure-footedness next to a melancholy Karn.

Pacifism | Art by Adam Rex

Visiting the chiropractor with Karn

Torture Chamber | Art by Thomas Gianni

Serra has a sanctum, a zealot, a paladin, an aviary, a cathedral, an advocate, a herald, an ascendant, an avenger, inquisitors, a blessing, a boon, a hymn, an embrace, a liturgy, an avatar, and apparently keeps a zoo.

Serra Bestiary | Art by Steve Luke

The next meal for a horde of carnivorous goblins.

Mogg Conscripts | Art by Pete Venters

Suffering a belly ache at the hand of the Evincar of Rath, Volrath.

Volrath's Curse | Art by Daren Bader

Unwilling music enthusiast.

Didgeridoo | Art by Melissa A. Benson

Victim of identity theft.

Fake I.D. (Unglued 2, never released) | Art by Pete Venters

Mana poor and irate.

Ghostly Prison | Art by Wayne England

Apparently our hoofed friend called too many times about banding.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service | Art by Melissa A. Benson

The “elegant“ work of a necromancer who couldn’t bear to see his horned friend just die.

Undead Minotaur | Art by Karl Kopinski

Or... maybe Karl Kopinski just hates the minotaur.

Minotaur Abomination | Art by Karl Kopinski

Sympathy for the drake!

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