It may seem strange that I'm targeting Stoneforge Mystic, but it is quickly becoming the most impressive threat in the format. Last weekend, at Pro Tour Paris, Stoneforge Mystic was played as a four-of in both aggressive and controlling decks. Having access to either Sword of Body and Mind or, more importantly, Sword of Feast and Famine makes the situation very difficult for any non-red opponent. As a bonus, you're playing white. So if your opponent happens to be playing red, they're in a lot of trouble after you sideboard.
Removal isn't the answer to a card like Stoneforge Mystic. A savvy Equipment-slinger won't waste their mana trying to equip their sword into an untapped opponent; they will just cast more creatures and attack, forcing you to use your removal spells prematurely or to tap out for a defensive measure on your own turn.
The best answer I was able to find was Tumble Magnet. Tumble Magnet accomplishes everything you need it to. Playing the card makes it very difficult for your opponent to profitably equip something. Be conservative with your charge counters; wait for your opponent to enter the combat step and only tap something if it's equipped or if it's a six-mana mythic rare from Magic 2011. Tumble Magnet is especially strong because it's a permanent. Instant-speed removal demands that we leave our mana untapped. Leaving up mana for Instant-speed removal gives our opponent an opportunity to gain a small advantage by playing additional Squadron Hawks or Stoneforge Mystics.
Standard is not one dimensional, though. Players can slap down planeswalkers and beat you no matter how many Tumble Magnets you have on the battlefield. Lux Cannon was always a bomb in Limited. Some decks just didn't have a way to kill it. In Standard, most decks have little to no way to interact with the four-mana artifact. This seemed like a strong way to interact with planeswalkers.
I've already got two artifacts that use charge counters, so this could be the perfect opportunity to use proliferate to our advantage. Throne of Geth combos nicely with Ichor Wellspring and Spine of Ish Sah. The proliferate mechanic is very powerful if we have multiple copies of Tumble Magnet and/or Lux Cannon on the battlefield. Once we have multiple Lux Cannons with proliferate going, it's only a matter of time before our opponents are completely out of the game.
Speaking of proliferate, Contagion Engine does it twice. I don't want to be crazy and play more than one copy, but a few copies of Treasure Mage could make us find it with some level of consistency. Imagine having a Contagion Engine on the 'field alongside a pair of Lux Cannons. Yeah, it seems like a lot of fun.
Spine of Ish Sah is another Treasure Mage target that can do some crazy things in a deck like this. We can destroy a permanent every turn if we have a Throne of Geth going. It isn't unreasonable to imagine a board state where we cast the Spine multiple times in a single turn.
Everflowing Chalice is an absolute house in this type of deck. The charge counters grow as we proliferate, so we start being able to produce a lot of mana in the mid- to late-game. We can use this mana to start a chain with our Spine of Ish Sah.
Semblance Anvil has been screaming for me to play with it and I've obliged a few times. This seems like the perfect deck for a card like this. Spine of Ish Sah seems very undercosted when it only costs five to destroy a permanent every turn. Throw in some Lux Cannon activations and your opponent will have no permanents left on the battlefield before you know it.
Now I need some win conditions. Precursor Golem and Myr Battlesphere are the first two that come to mind. Both creatures "wear scarves" (they can't be targeted by Go for the Throat) and put very fast clocks on our opponent. Treasure Mage and Trinket Mage also seem like great fits for this type of strategy. The card advantage is always welcome and I'd like to have access as needed to cards like Spine of Ish Sah, Contagion Engine, Myr Battlesphere, Voltaic Key, Elixir of Immortality, Brittle Effigy, and Everflowing Chalice.
I'm worried about the speed of decks like Kuldotha Red, so I've included three copies of Pyroclasm.
Here's the final sixty.
I played a few games with the deck to see how it did against some of the most threatening decks in Standard:
I won the roll and kept Island, Island, Everflowing Chalice, Semblance Anvil, Myr Battlesphere, Treasure Mage, Lux Cannon. I played my land and passed the turn. My opponent played an Evolving Wilds and passed the turn back. I drew another Treasure Mage, cast Everflowing Chalice for one, and passed the turn. My opponent cast a Plated Geopede and passed the turn. I drew a Mountain, played it, cast Semblance Anvil, exiled Myr Battlesphere, cast Treasure Mage, and searched my library for Spine of Ish Sah.
My opponent didn't know I had a Contagion Engine and I had another Treasure Mage in hand. I wanted to keep that play as an option in the future. My opponent played an Arid Mesa, popped it, attacked me for 5, and cast a Squadron Hawk before passing the turn. I drew an Island, played it, cast Treasure Mage, searching for Contagion Engine. I cast Contagion Engine, attacked for 2, and passed the turn. My opponent cast a Mirran Crusader and passed the turn back. I drew an Everflowing Chalice and paid no mana to cast it for one, I cast Lux Cannon for two mana, and passed the turn.
My opponent attacked with Mirran Crusader, and I double blocked, my opponent used a Lightning Bolt to kill one of the Treasure Mages, and I binned both of my creatures. My opponent cast a Squadron Hawk. On my opponent's end step I tapped my Lux Cannon for a counter, then activated my Contagion Engine to put two more counters on each Everflowing Chalice and the Lux Cannon. I drew a Throne of Geth, cast it for free, sacrificed my Spine of Ish Sah to proliferate again, returned Spine of Ish Sah back to my hand, cast Spine of Ish Sah, destroyed the Mirran Crusader, and passed the turn. My opponent played a fourth land, cast both other Squadron Hawks, attacked for 1, and passed the turn.
I activated my Contagion Engine on the end step and destroyed a land with my Lux Cannon. I drew a Lux Cannon, cast it, and tapped it for a charge counter. I activated my Throne of Geth to sacrifice the Spine of Ish Sah, proliferated, cast Spine of Ish Sah—destroying another land, activated my Contagion Engine, and used my Lux Cannon to destroy yet another land. My opponent drew, attacked for 3 with Squadron Hawks, and passed the turn. I drew an Island, destroyed my opponent's last land with the Spine of Ish Sah after I used Throne of Geth to proliferate, and passed the turn. My opponent attacked with three Hawks and I activated my Contagion Engine and used both Lux Cannons to shoot down some birds. My opponent played a Plains and cast Steppe Lynx. I drew another Throne of Geth and used both Thrones to cast Spine of Ish Sah twice (Everflowing Chalices tap for a lot of mana now) I destroyed my opponent's land and last Squadron Hawk. My opponent played for a bit with no permanents, but eventually I drew a Precursor Golem and was able to seal up the game. I was showed the Mountain and Bolt at the end of game, but I had Throne of Geth to sacrifice the targeted Golem.
I kept Island, Mountain, Pyroclasm, Sphere of the Suns, Semblance Anvil, Lux Cannon, Contagion Clasp on the draw. My opponent cast a Mox Opal, an Ornithopter, and a Memnite, played a Mountain, tapped Mox Opal, sacrificed it to cast Kuldotha Rebirth, cast a Signal Pest, and passed the turn. I drew a Throne of Geth, played my land, and passed the turn. My opponent played another Mountain and attacked for 9 before passing the turn. I drew a Treasure Mage, played my land, cast Pyroclasm, and passed the turn back. My opponent cast a Goblin Guide and attacked me, I revealed a Mountain. I played my land, cast Treasure Mage, searched my library for Contagion Engine, and passed the turn.
My opponent attacked with Goblin Guide and I revealed Precursor Golem, I blocked with Treasure Mage. My opponent passed the turn. I drew the Golem, cast Semblance Anvil, exiling Contagion Clasp, cast Sphere of the Suns, cast Throne of Geth, and passed the turn. My opponent cast a Signal Pest, cast Kuldotha Rebirth, and passed the turn. I drew Trinket Mage, cast Contagion Engine, and passed the turn back, my opponent just passed. I drew an Everflowing Chalice, cast it for three, cast Precursor Golem, and passed the turn. My opponent passed the turn back. I attacked for 9, cast Lux Cannon, and passed the turn back. My opponent passed the turn. I put a charge counter on the Lux Cannon and activated my Contagion Engine on my opponent's end step. I drew a Trinket Mage, attacked for 9, cast Trinket Mage, found Voltaic Key, cast it, and passed the turn. My opponent conceded after the draw step.
I won the roll and kept Island, Island, Mountain, Everflowing Chalice, Trinket Mage, Lux Cannon, Tumble Magnet. I played my land and passed the turn. My opponent played a Celestial Colonnade and passed back. I drew a Treasure Mage, cast Everflowing Chalice for one, and passed the turn back. My opponent cast a Stoneforge Mystic, found a Sword of Feast and Famine, and passed the turn back. I drew another Lux Cannon, cast Tumble Magnet, and passed the turn back. My opponent played another land, cast Squadron Hawk, attacked for 1, and passed the turn back. I drew a Pyroclasm, and attempted to cast a Lux Cannon. My opponent had the Spell Pierce. My opponent attacked for two and tapped out for Jace, the Mind Sculptor. Jace brainstormed and my opponent passed the turn. I drew a Throne of Geth, cast Lux Cannon, and passed the turn. My opponent brainstormed again, played a land, attacked for 2, and cast one more Squadron Hawk. I charged my Lux Cannon on the end step. I drew a Contagion Engine, and attempted to cast Trinket Mage, my opponent had the Mana Leak. My opponent brainstormed again, attacked me for 3, and passed the turn.
I charged the Lux Cannon again. I drew an Island, played my land, and cast Pyroclasm, my opponent binned some Hawks, I went for the Treasure Mage and it met another Mana Leak. My opponent tapped out for a Gideon Jura, brainstormed, and passed the turn. I charged my Lux Cannon again. I drew a Precursor Golem and cast it before passing the turn. My opponent cast Day of Judgment, brainstormed, made Gideon into a creature, and attacked—I used my Lux Cannon to destroy the planeswalker. I cast another Lux Cannon and it met a Stoic Rebuttal. My opponent used Jace and Squadron Hawks to draw tons of cards, and passed the turn. I drew a land, played it, and passed back. My opponent cast Sword of Feast and Famine, attempted to equip, and entered combat, I tapped it with tumble magnet.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor did some stuff and things were looking pretty bad. Eventually, I was able to Lux Cannon the Jace away, but my opponent had another copy in hand and I was back under immense pressure. Eventually, I ran out of counters on my Tumble Magnet and I died to a bird with a Sword in its mouth.
This deck may not be the most consistent, but it's a lot of fun once you assemble all the pieces. If you're the type of player who loves assembling unbeatable controlling board-states, then this deck is perfect. Be sure to hit the forums with ideas and suggestions for next week's column!