“Self, has Wizards chosen a card that not only shows off a set mechanic but also is designed to 'wow' me when I see it for the first time? Self, will the art be cool and will its ability be splashy? Self, will the prerelease card be, as it often has in past sets, a creature whose primary function is to beat down with abandon?”
Okay, that's enough talking to yourself.
You're probably asking yourself one last question—
“Self, whose car are we taking?”