Part of appreciating Magic's word parade is being able to tell the cubic zircons from the diamonds. To make things tougher for you, Magic sprinkles 100% made-up words in with the real words you've never heard before. These words are not going to help you on standardized tests, but I am mentioning them here because they relate to a fun little exercise we do here at Taste the Magic called Okra, Twinkie, Tofu. What better way to celebrate words than a fat helping of Time Spiral Block vegetables, snack cakes, and processed vegetable products? Venerable Vorthoses are probably familiar with O.T.T., but I'll kick out a refresher for those of you who have not experienced it before.
Okra • Twinkie • Tofu
Magic cards are loaded up with words you just don't encounter much when you're not slinging spells. Okra, Twinkie, Tofu will give you quick blurbs on the following sorts of Magic words:
- Words that are actually real but may seem fake (Okra)
- Completely fake and not of this world (Twinkie)
- Made up of real stuff but seems bizarre and alien (Tofu)
Whelk (Draining Whelk)
Okra! A real word, friends. A whelk is a large spiral-shelled marine snail. It's also a pimple, but we did not take that into consideration when naming the "mana drainer."
This word is made of real ingredients, but in a combination that is our own. The roots "sangro" and "phage" mean "blood" and "eater." It makes sense, because this zombie only eats folks whose blood is still pumpin'.
The living is all it eats.
Basal is a real word for fundamental, something that forms a basis. Originally I had thought it was a Tofu word, derived from "basalt" (a black volcanic rock.) But no, these are not just black creatures, they are simple, basic creatures at the bottom of their evolutionary chains!
Mmmmm....taste the completely man-made white fluff filling. Interestingly, there is an outdoorsman's clothing company in Seattle called "Kavu." This has very little to do with subterranean creatures awakened to defend Dominaria, but the whole Seattle thing seems like more than coincidence. Still, I say it's a Twinkie.
Combine word roots "Calci-" (calcium, calcium salt) and "derm" (skin) and you get something with really hard, really dry skin. Is this why it's untargetable—its skin is too hard to penetrate? Or is it that having dry skin makes it irritable and unwilling to allow intimacy?
See also Calciform Pools.
Annelid (Cryptic Annelid)
Annelids are animals of the phylum annelida, worms and other segmented creatures.
Yixlid (Yixlid Jailer)
It sounds wet and creepy...but tastes like a Twinkie.
Pentarch (Pentarch Paladin)
This processed word comes from "penta-" (five) and "-arch" (chief, ruler). Its roots can be seen in pentogram, pentad, hierarch, and monarch—all quality words also used on Magic cards.
Ophidian (Ophidian Eye)
An ophidian is a member of the suborder ophidian—a biology goob's word for a snake.
"Chrono" (time) + "zoa" (animal/organism) = a magical creature made up of and/or thriving on time itself. You can find "chrono" on a zillion cards in Time Spiral block alone.
Pulmonic (Pulmonic Sliver)
Pulmonic means "like or relating to a lung. You have a better chance of encountering this word on an SAT than you do in seeing it on another Magic card. I don't think the game has any more room for creatures that are like a lung.
This is one of the words that rolls off Magic's tongue like it's no big thing, but that is rarely used in everyday life. Yes, there's a car called a Scion, but who would guess from the refrigerator with wheels that "scion" means descendant, or heir? Based on the vehicle, you'd think it meant "completely devoid of aerodynamics."
This is a quality word that I do not want to miscommunicate. Here's what the dictionary says:
A partial shadow, as in an eclipse, between regions of complete shadow and complete illumination.
An area in which something exists to a lesser or uncertain degree.
I think the penumbra creatures in Magic use a bit of both definitions. On one hand, they're spooky shadowy creatures, while, on the other, they exist to a lesser degree—as token versions of themselves.
Thornweald (Thornweald Archer)
Not to be confused with "thornwield," "thornweald" does not mean "one who uses thorns as a weapon." In the case of the Archer, Thornweald is not a description of the archer, but of the place from which he hails. The Thornweald, which comes from the words thorn (pokey thing) and weald (woodlands) is a dangerous forest of deadly creatures and cunning survivalists. You can also see weald on the card Highland Weald from Coldsnap.
Sophic (Sophic Centaur)
Sophic might sound like a race or society to which this centaur belongs, but it's actually just a dandy adjective that we have (surprisingly) never used before. It means "wise; teaching wisdom."
Tarox (Tarox Bladewing)
Not really a word, just a name that sounds really bad-ass. I like that it sounds really close to Terex, the maker of the biggest truck in the world (the tires are 11 feet in diameter and weigh 8,800 pounds each!)
The word "nihil" (nothingness) is worked into the name of this creature of shadowy blackness. It's also the key to understanding the meaning of Annihilate, Decree of Annihilation, and Nihilistic Glee.
It's also important to help you understand exactly how much more Okra, Twinkie, Tofu I can stand to consume right now.