| Table | Player | Player |
| 1 | China Cat | Old Man and His Minions |
| 2 | Team QCJ | All-Star Simpson Defense Tea |
| 3 | Kamikaze Matt's | Look Out Bello |
| 4 | Fatsoono Team | Rug Doctors |
| 5 | Team Sheetz | Bentley Renunion Tour |
| 6 | The Fix Is In | Team Xanadu |
| 7 | Roll and Tack | Billy. Team |
| 8 | Team Grrrrr | Egghead Games |
| 9 | Just For Men | Team Shut Yo Mouth!! |
| 10 | Team Goldfish | Gas, Inc. |
| 11 | Team Struzzin | Team Bread Delivery |
| 12 | Two Lawyers and a Leiher | Potato Nation |
| 13 | Nasty Butler | American Beauty |
| 14 | Low Expectations | Three Cheaters |
| 15 | Forbidden Donut | Team Cow |
| 16 | Bolting Souls | Potato Heads |
| 17 | Gazebo Slayers | Team Cerebus |
| 18 | The Bedell Family | FTL Team |
| 19 | Apac Nation | Team Jank |
| 20 | Team One-Twenty Soul | TLF Spawn |
| 21 | Kryptonite | Ox |
| 22 | Short Bus | New Big Dogs |
| 23 | TN Connection | Two Yanks and a Canuck |
| 24 | Team Diesel | Team Wassabi |
| 25 | Pittsburgh Blue | Team Taint |
| 26 | Pam and the Fuzzy Bunnie | Team Shady |
| 27 | Team Outpost | Really Rottens |
| 28 | Afro-Cuban Rhythm | Team 6$ Sub 2 |
| 29 | Team Two | Lords of the Underworld |
| 30 | Fleur de Lys | Bloated Toad |
| 31 | The Fighting Tuna | Car Acrobatic Team |
| 32 | The Amish Mob | Team Ramen |
| 33 | The Nameless Ones | Golden Guys |
| 34 | Five Legs | Team Chimera |
| 35 | Team Bells | The Mountain Yetis |
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| Aixelsyd Maet | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| God's Pizza | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Insufficient Randomization | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Dark Side of the Moon | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Team Antarctica | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Fear and Loathing in NY | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Huey, Ben, and Casey | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Sufficiently Randomized | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Your Move Games | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| That's Armageddon, Baby! | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Team Work | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Team Paradox | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Tenacious D 3D | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| The Fix | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| V | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Suspicion Breeds Confidence | *** Awarded Bye *** | |
| Team Shephard | *** Awarded Bye *** |
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