| Table | Player | Player |
| Golden Guys | *** BYE *** | |
| 1 | Team Grrrrr | Suspicion Breeds Confidence |
| 2 | Aixelsyd Maet | Tenacious D 3D |
| 3 | Team Bread Delivery | China Cat |
| 4 | Your Move Games | Bolting Souls |
| 5 | Nasty Butler | Look Out Bello |
| 6 | Dark Side of the Moon | Insufficient Randomization |
| 7 | Team Work | Team Antarctica |
| 8 | Sufficiently Randomized | Just For Men |
| 9 | Gazebo Slayers | Billy. Team |
| 10 | Team One-Twenty Soul | All-Star Simpson Defense Tea |
| 11 | Team Diesel | Roll and Tack |
| 12 | Fleur de Lys | Afro-Cuban Rhythm |
| 13 | New Big Dogs | V |
| 14 | American Beauty | Team Two |
| 15 | Huey, Ben, and Casey | The Fix |
| 16 | Bunch O Nuts | Egghead Games |
| 17 | Rug Doctors | Team Shephard |
| 18 | God's Pizza | Two Lawyers and a Leiher |
| 19 | Three Cheaters | Fear and Loathing in NY |
| 20 | That's Armageddon, Baby! | TN Connection |
| 21 | Team Ramen | Bentley Renunion Tour |
| 22 | Old Man and His Minions | Team Paradox |
| 23 | The Bedell Family | Team Xanadu |
| 24 | Team Sheetz | Potato Nation |
| 25 | Potato Heads | Gas, Inc. |
| 26 | Forbidden Donut | Team QCJ |
| 27 | Apac Nation | Kryptonite |
| 28 | Team Shady | Team Jank |
| 29 | Really Rottens | FTL Team |
| 30 | Team Cow | Bloated Toad |
| 31 | The Nameless Ones | The Fix Is In |
| 32 | Two Yanks and a Canuck | Team Goldfish |
| 33 | Lords of the Underworld | Team Bells |
| 34 | Team Taint | Team Cerebus |
| 35 | Car Acrobatic Team | Team Struzzin |
| 36 | Team Shut Yo Mouth!! | Five Legs |
| 37 | Team Outpost | Team Wassabi |
| 38 | Pam and the Fuzzy Bunnie | Team Chimera |
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