| Table | Player | Player |
| Team Chimera | *** BYE *** | |
| 1 | Just For Men | Look Out Bello |
| 2 | Your Move Games | Tenacious D 3D |
| 3 | Team Work | Team Grrrrr |
| 4 | Team Antarctica | Egghead Games |
| 5 | Dark Side of the Moon | Team Bread Delivery |
| 6 | Fear and Loathing in NY | Sufficiently Randomized |
| 7 | The Bedell Family | Two Lawyers and a Leiher |
| 8 | Team Diesel | Potato Nation |
| 9 | Team Paradox | China Cat |
| 10 | Gazebo Slayers | Insufficient Randomization |
| 11 | Bolting Souls | American Beauty |
| 12 | Huey, Ben, and Casey | Suspicion Breeds Confidence |
| 13 | Kryptonite | Aixelsyd Maet |
| 14 | Team Goldfish | V |
| 15 | Bloated Toad | Bunch O Nuts |
| 16 | Fleur de Lys | Team QCJ |
| 17 | That's Armageddon, Baby! | The Fix Is In |
| 18 | Three Cheaters | Rug Doctors |
| 19 | TN Connection | All-Star Simpson Defense Tea |
| 20 | Afro-Cuban Rhythm | Bentley Renunion Tour |
| 21 | Billy. Team | The Fix |
| 22 | New Big Dogs | Car Acrobatic Team |
| 23 | Potato Heads | Apac Nation |
| 24 | Really Rottens | Team Wassabi |
| 25 | FTL Team | Team Shephard |
| 26 | Team Jank | Forbidden Donut |
| 27 | Old Man and His Minions | Five Legs |
| 28 | Team Struzzin | Golden Guys |
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