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Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 5:56pm on June 10th, 2008

Guys?

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 5:38pm on June 10th, 2008

So what time is the party? And where is it?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 5:36pm on June 10th, 2008

Wouldn't miss it.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 5:33pm on June 10th, 2008

See you then.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 5:30pm on June 10th, 2008

See you guys Saturday.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 5:26pm on June 10th, 2008

I will.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 5:25pm on June 10th, 2008

If I get within twenty feet of Red, will someone smack me?

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 5:20pm on June 10th, 2008

Never miss a party. Unless I'm tied up in the basement.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 5:18pm on June 10th, 2008

Me too.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 5:16pm on June 10th, 2008

I'll be there.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 5:11pm on June 10th, 2008

I have to agree. Worst. Party. Ever.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 5:07pm on June 10th, 2008

The hand of God.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 5:07pm on June 10th, 2008

Dumb luck.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 5:07pm on June 10th, 2008

Fate.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 5:06pm on June 10th, 2008

Here's what I want to know. Blue wanted to do something spontaneous. We sat and talked for an hour. How did Blue end up with Red?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 5:04pm on June 10th, 2008

And Red can't turn it into something it wasn't.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 5:02pm on June 10th, 2008

Red, just enjoy it for what it was. Blue can't undo it.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 5:00pm on June 10th, 2008

Back at you!

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:59pm on June 10th, 2008

I hate you!

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:56pm on June 10th, 2008

Good!

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:53pm on June 10th, 2008

That's it. You weren't thinking.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:50pm on June 10th, 2008

You can't even enjoy the slightest amount of passion. You can't be uninhibited for five seconds. I don't know what I was thinking.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:48pm on June 10th, 2008

I think that's pretty accurate.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:45pm on June 10th, 2008

"The biggest mistake in a long, long time"?

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 4:45pm on June 10th, 2008

Why wasn't I invited?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:42pm on June 10th, 2008

Fine, I stopped planning and look what happens. The biggest mistake in a long, long time.

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 4:38pm on June 10th, 2008

When was this party?

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 4:34pm on June 10th, 2008

You're so caught up in manipulating everything that you can't appreciate when something just happens.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:30pm on June 10th, 2008

The lack of planning was planned.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 4:29pm on June 10th, 2008

I don't care what delusion Blue's under. That wasn't planned.

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 4:29pm on June 10th, 2008

Blue was with Red?

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 4:25pm on June 10th, 2008

The only thing malleable is your perception. You seem so eager to have control over everything, even your own moment of letting go of control.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:23pm on June 10th, 2008

Well, apparently I did, so it only goes to show that anything and everything is malleable.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 4:19pm on June 10th, 2008

You can't plan spontaneity.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 4:15pm on June 10th, 2008

I'd noticed that I hadn't been spontaneous in quite some time, so I thought I'd use the party as an opportunity to be spontaneous. That's why I was interested in pursuing White.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 4:10pm on June 10th, 2008

Blue?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:09pm on June 10th, 2008

I don't know. Stuff happens.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 4:08pm on June 10th, 2008

Then how did it happen?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:06pm on June 10th, 2008

We are.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 4:04pm on June 10th, 2008

Blue, how could you? And Red, how could you? I thought you two were fierce enemies.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 4:00pm on June 10th, 2008

Oh.

Just got it.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:57pm on June 10th, 2008

Remind you of anyone?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:54pm on June 10th, 2008

They were very methodical.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:50pm on June 10th, 2008

And?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 3:46pm on June 10th, 2008

They asked a lot of questions.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:43pm on June 10th, 2008

What do you remember about them?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 3:40pm on June 10th, 2008

Who was it?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:38pm on June 10th, 2008

Your bedmate, Red. We know who it was.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 3:36pm on June 10th, 2008

Got what?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:33pm on June 10th, 2008

Oh.

Just got it.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:32pm on June 10th, 2008

Apparently both blue and red had wild flings.

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 3:28pm on June 10th, 2008

Did I miss anything?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 3:24pm on June 10th, 2008

It was last night, Ken.

Noggle Bandit (Wizards of the Coast) wrote
at 3:20pm on June 10th, 2008

Party? What party? Is there a party?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 3:24pm on June 10th, 2008

You guys are killing me. I had a fling. Red had a fling. We were both at a wild party...

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:19pm on June 10th, 2008

It was someone other than Black, Green and myself.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 3:16pm on June 10th, 2008

Which means?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 3:13pm on June 10th, 2008

So it wasn't me. It wasn't you. Green was tied up in the basement.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 3:09pm on June 10th, 2008

I ran into Blue this morning. While Blue didn't give me details, it was clear Blue didn't spend the night alone.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 3:05pm on June 10th, 2008

Everyone hooks up with someone.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 3:01pm on June 10th, 2008

How do we know Blue hooked up with someone?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 2:56pm on June 10th, 2008

Not me. I didn't hook up with anyone.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:52pm on June 10th, 2008

No. Blue and I spent an hour or so talking, but Blue disappeared before I could seal the deal. I assume Blue hooked up with White.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 2:46pm on June 10th, 2008

Did you hook up with Blue?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:52pm on June 10th, 2008

Right. And I didn't kidnap Green.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 2:48pm on June 10th, 2008

I didn't make morality.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:43pm on June 10th, 2008

Again with the labels. This need to construct an entire system of morality just to justify your own actions is a little pathetic.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 2:36pm on June 10th, 2008

No, I don't. I want them to. I try to help them to, but I understand that there are those in the world that choose evil over good.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:31pm on June 10th, 2008

So you're so different? You don't assume that everyone acts like you?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 2:27pm on June 10th, 2008

That's the kind of world you're forced to live in. Of course you can't trust anyone but yourself. You assume everyone else acts just like you.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:22pm on June 10th, 2008

You know what gives me the right? The fact that I can. Those that don't recognize the value of power are forced to submit to it.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 2:18pm on June 10th, 2008

And that's what gives you the right to tie up colors and lock them in the basement?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:15pm on June 10th, 2008

I am of my universe.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 2:13pm on June 10th, 2008

You are not the center of the universe.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:11pm on June 10th, 2008

I want it to do my bidding. That's all.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 2:09pm on June 10th, 2008

You talk about how you don't want to change the world yet you keep acting to keep it bay.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 2:06pm on June 10th, 2008

It saddens you? It saddens me that you talk like that.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 2:01pm on June 10th, 2008

It saddens me that you believe that.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 1:58pm on June 10th, 2008

The world we live in. It's all well and good that each of you has a philosophy about how you want to change the world. Me? I just want to adapt to the one we got. And in this world, the only one you can trust is yourself. Selfishness is just being honest with the way the world works.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 1:55pm on June 10th, 2008

In what world is being selfish a good thing?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 1:52pm on June 10th, 2008

Maybe not to you.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 1:47pm on June 10th, 2008

Those weren't compliments.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 1:45pm on June 10th, 2008

Thank you, White. You don't often give me compliments.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 1:42pm on June 10th, 2008

Black, you are the most selfish, self-centered, egotistical jerk I have every met.

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 1:41pm on June 10th, 2008

Patience.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 1:38pm on June 10th, 2008

How'd you get out?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 1:37pm on June 10th, 2008

Green!

Force of Nature (Llanowar) wrote
at 1:30pm on June 10th, 2008

He tied me up and locked me in the furnace room in the basement.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 12:30pm on June 10th, 2008

What did you do with Green?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 12:25pm on June 10th, 2008

You what I enjoy about you, White? Nothing. At least your naivete makes you very susceptible.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 12:19pm on June 10th, 2008

I want to hear this from Black. You did something to Green just to help your odds in hooking up with Blue?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 12:17pm on June 10th, 2008

I already said "Nice!"

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 12:15pm on June 10th, 2008

You orchestrated Green's disappearance so that you had a better shot with Blue?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 12:14pm on June 10th, 2008

And you wanted to hang with Blue. Nice!

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 12:10pm on June 10th, 2008

Blue wanted to hook up with you, but unfortunately you were otherwise occupied.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 12:08pm on June 10th, 2008

What do you mean?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 12:06pm on June 10th, 2008

I know.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 12:04pm on June 10th, 2008

It couldn't have been Green. Green disappeared about an hour into the party. I spent most of the night looking for Green.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 12:01pm on June 10th, 2008

Maybe it was Green. Green definitely had the hots for you last night.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 11:56am on June 10th, 2008

You don't remember who it was. I don't think your memory is the most reliable source.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:51am on June 10th, 2008

I don't know what your source was but I was there too. And they had a good time.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:48am on June 10th, 2008

They didn't have to. It was pretty clear.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:45am on June 10th, 2008

You expect me to believe that they told you they didn't have a good time?!

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:43am on June 10th, 2008

I am familiar with them, yes.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 11:39pm on June 10th, 2008

It matters. So, you talked with Red's conquest?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:36am on June 10th, 2008

I don't think it matters how information is gathered.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 11:33pm on June 10th, 2008

How do you know?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:30am on June 10th, 2008

You assume. I know. Knowledge trumps "the gut" yet again.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:28am on June 10th, 2008

Yes, I assume.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:27am on June 10th, 2008

You assume.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:23am on June 10th, 2008

They were with me. I'm fun. I'm a fun color. No one has a bad time with Red.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:20am on June 10th, 2008

How do you know they had fun?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:18am on June 10th, 2008

I had some fun. They had some fun. Who's the injured party?

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 11:16am on June 10th, 2008

Why aren't you?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:15am on June 10th, 2008

Why are you so hung up on the name?

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 11:12am on June 10th, 2008

You don't even remember the other color's name.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:10am on June 10th, 2008

Kind of.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 11:08am on June 10th, 2008

Like last night?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:06am on June 10th, 2008

I care about others. Have you ever even been in love? I fall in love every other week!

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 11:03am on June 10th, 2008

Fine, you care. About yourself.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 11:00am on June 10th, 2008

There isn't a color that cares more. Everything I do is driven by what I care about. I'm not some emotionless robot like Blue or stuck in mindless loops like White. I have passion. I have excitement. I scream. I yell. I cry. If anything, I probably care too much.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 10:56am on June 10th, 2008

None taken.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:55am on June 10th, 2008

I don't care? I'm not Black. No offense, Black.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:50am on June 10th, 2008

You're unbelievable. You spend your entire life discomforting others and you honestly couldn't care less.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:48am on June 10th, 2008

Thank goodness.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 10:47am on June 10th, 2008

White, don't waste your breath. You're not going to be able to reason with Red. Red's incapable of reason.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:44am on June 10th, 2008

But it's okay if I'm forced from it?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:43am on June 10th, 2008

You weren't forced to stay at the party.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:40am on June 10th, 2008

How could anyone in the state not listen?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:37am on June 10th, 2008

Then don't listen.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:33am on June 10th, 2008

At the cost of what? Like last night. I'm glad you wanted to listen to the music several decibels below the level of a sonic boom. But what about the rest of us?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:29am on June 10th, 2008

Whatever! My way allows each person the freedom to do what they want.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:27am on June 10th, 2008

That's fine, except for those you leave in your wake of destruction.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:24am on June 10th, 2008

At least I'm free to do what I want. I can live my life on my terms, instead of following some stupid rulebook.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:20am on June 10th, 2008

And random acts of violence work so much better.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:24am on June 10th, 2008

How about, do I think? No, I don't. Thinking causes nothing but trouble.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 10:20am on June 10th, 2008

Do you ever think, for even the tiniest of moments, the consequences of your actions?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:15am on June 10th, 2008

I'm working on it.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 10:13am on June 10th, 2008

Blue's right. Red, could you take any less responsibility for your actions?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:08am on June 10th, 2008

I have to remember the name of every color I ever have a fling with? I don't have that kind of memory. I'm lucky if I know the name while it's happening.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 10:04am on June 10th, 2008

Red, you're disgusting.

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 10:00am on June 10th, 2008

No. You might say I was embracing my chaotic side.

Air Elemental (Tolaria) wrote
at 9:55am on June 10th, 2008

You don't remember?

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 9:40am on June 10th, 2008

I kiss. I tell. I just don't remember who it was.

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 9:32am on June 10th, 2008

Some colors don't kiss and tell.

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 9:31am on June 10th, 2008

So, you painted the party red? ;)

Dawn Elemental (Benalia) wrote
at 9:29am on June 10th, 2008

I accidentally walked in on you, well, you know. How bad a party could it have been?

Nightmare (Urborg) wrote
at 9:15am on June 10th, 2008

QFFT

Ball Lightning (Shiv) wrote
at 9:00am on June 10th, 2008

Worst. Party. Ever. Seriously!

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