So, in protest, I will NOT be pounding out an article on the "Dimir" today. How cool is that?! However, I will leave you with an excerpt from a Ravnica card and two from the Ravnica novel. These should pretty much hammer home the lunacy of this "Dimir Week" tomfoolery.
In a space where there is no room, in a structure that was never built, meets the guild that doesn't exist.
Your mind is an icy slope, all slips away.
The Dimir, the so-called 'Tenth Guild,' is a fiction concocted to frighten children and those with the minds of children- a useful fiction. - Guildpact Statutes appendixes
Your mind is that of a child, count only to nine.
Not that there actually were ten guilds of Ravnica anymore, if there ever had been. Like most educated Ravnicans, Kos knew that Szadek, the vampire guildmaster of the Dimir, was at best a folk myth.
Believe. The Lord of Secrets commands it.
Did they really expect Matt Cavotta, a Vorthos, to ignore all this and play along, just so the Drearypants gang could wax nostalgic about (insert some popular u/b deck from the old days)? Nice try.