Here is the deck that we came up with:
We figured out that the mirror was about two things primarily: 1) who has Cursed Scroll advantage, and 2) who doesn't get hit by Blistering Firecat. As such, the direction we went in may seem odd given that 1) we removed Tsuyoshi's Pillages (i.e. the only card that can actually destroy a Cursed Scroll main), and 2) if the goal is to not get hit by Blistering Firecat, why in the world would we have cut them all?
Most important, especially in the context of today's article, was our use of Fledgling Dragon in lieu of Blistering Firecat. When I said that it was important to not get hit by the 7/1, that didn't mean that hitting the opponent was key to winning, only that not getting hit was key to not losing. With our slightly upped burn count due to the inclusion of Lava Dart, we weren't getting hit by opposing Blistering Firecats like, ever, even when we tapped out. In exchange, and for the same drop, we started Fledgling Dragon. This creature changed the paradigm of the mirror match. The Dragon lived through any single burn spell, and unlike a Blistering Firecat going long, would have the chance to go over the top for more damage than any single Firecat could typically accomplish. In the worst case scenario, the Dragon drew multiple burn cards and let us operate according to standard procedure while the opponent spent his mana and resources fighting a battle to which he had no analogue.
The main thing that got Red Deck Wins mastermind Paskins's blood a-boiling was the sideboard swap of Electrostatic Bolt over Flametongue Kavu. The Bolt did basically the same thing the Kavu did (killed one creature), but as per the goal of dropping its hand, was much more synergistic with the Cursed Scroll plan and generally faster against the lethal three-turn clock of a tuned Affinity deck. Unlike a four-mana 4/2 that didn't actually kill anything if the game went too long, the one-mana Electrostatic Bolt could put away an Arcbound Ravager before it could get too big, help bait away the opponent's entire board paired with another piece of fire, or kill a Disciple of the Vault before that pesky banned card cost even a single life loss.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would be proud
The changes were key in other matchups as well. No reasonable Red Deck operator would claim he wanted to hit Life every round, but the Fledgling Dragon deck was a heck of a lot better than the Firecat version against that hated opponent. Many times a Life player would have the "biggest butt combo" but wouldn't necessarily have the last piece of the combo necessary to actually finish. While an ostensibly dangerous Blistering Firecat would have no way of getting through a Spiritualist with 1/1000 stats, a Fledgling Dragon could go over the top and potentially win the game before that key Starlit Sanctum appeared. Meanwhile the versions of The Rock that were played at the time had cards like Smother for creature control, and few legitimate answers to a firebreathing 5/5 flyer. These weren't exactly the matchups that our version of Red Deck Wins was trying to win, but the additional capabilities of the deck made those matchups more favorable than the default anyway.
The spoils of our version of deck templating were significant: Of the three people who played it, I started Grand Prix--Boston 5-0 before the wheels came off and Dan Bridy finished just out of the money, but Josh Ravitz was the big winner. Josh beat Shuhei Nakamura himself (playing Red Deck Wins, of course) in one of the Grand Prix's early feature matches, and though Josh didn't make Top 8, he did finish Top 16, earning the necessary Pro Tour Points to cement the Level III status he's been milking for premiere event invitations since Pro Tour Philadelphia (including his Top 8 and Top 16 finishes at the U.S. National and World Championships).
But michaelj, you are probably asking yourself, why should we care about this arcane format? they don't even let us play Cursed Scroll in Extended any more...
Some players didn't like the Gruul Deck Wins "Zoo Update" that I posted after Guildpact came out, but thankfully Scott Johns, Producer of magicthegathering.com and the most significant Zoo player of all time (given his first place Pro Tour finish with the original Zoo at Pro Tour--Dallas), was not one of them. Lucky me, Scott picked a Dissension preview card that fit exactly my sensibilities and how I like to approach beatdown Red Decks such as updating his beloved Zoo:
Denotation: Rakdos Pit Dragon on the Elements
On stats alone, 3/3 for four is generally below par for a Constructed creature. However Morphling, once considered the finest creature of all time, was a 3/3 for five mana, on the basis of having enough, and potent enough, special abilities to counterbalance the pure statistics (there are five lines of abilities on "Superman" but let's be honest, he's only really got four-and-half). In the idiom of Magic mana, five is actually about twice four mana in terms of tournament card cost, and Rakdos Pit Dragon compares reasonably in the special abilities department, with three lines of his own, with two of them - all right one-and-a-half of them - equivalent to Morphling's.
Flying... err... "jumping":
The cost associated with Rakdos Pit Dragon's flight status is a bit uderwhelming, especially in comparison to other four-mana creatures of its ilk (Dragon Whelp, Fledgling Dragon, Furnace Whelp), but probably necessary to keep it from being all-out busted in context.
This ability is costed exactly the same as the other four-mana cards in Rakdos Pit Dragon's class. I would posit that the most recent addition to the family is the most dangerous given that last hellbent ability:
Probably Rakdos Pit Dragon pushes Double Strike more than any creature ever with the ability (with Dragon Tyrant blasting into Top 8 legend only in the context of a gimmick deck, and in the hands of the then-Resident Genius). In the right deck, this guy should be smashing for ten or more damage the turn after it hits play. To translate, if you see a Pit Dragon on the other side of the table, just kill it. Don't dance around, don't get cute; when someone picks a Red Deck, he isn't picking it because it can gain infinite life, draw a lot of cards, find a clever Silver Bullet, or otherwise realize the closet Johnny fantasies inside the hearts of some of Magic's most avowed Spikes. Red Deck players exist for one reason and one reason only: to leave a trail of corpses between Round One and the finals of every tournament they enter, and relentlessly. Deride their Ironclaw Orcs or jeer at their pairings of Dwarven Soldier and Goblins of the Flarg (in the same deck) to your own peril.
Connotation: What Rakdos Pit Dragon Means to Me (and you!)
Rakdos Pit Dragon tickles that special somewhere inside of me that was trying to do two specially focused things with the Grand Prix--Boston version of Red Deck Wins: It plays for the empty hand (similar to lowering the curve to set up Cursed Scroll advantage in the mirror) and tries to go over the top in a way contemporary Standard Red Decks are generally ignoring.
The cards that make Red Decks sad in the current Standard include Loxodon Hierarch, Faith's Fetters, Descendant of Kiyomaro, and Shining Shoal. Mark Herberholz showed us how some well-placed Red cards could offset the particularly onerous half of the first two (using Flames of the Blood Hand), and his Scorched Rusalkas silenced Faith's Fetters to a degree. It is not likely that a Hellbent deck is going to be able to race Descendant of Kiyomaro in terms of hand size, but a flying creature can throw a monkey wrench into most Descendant decks' plans; at least the 3/5 Spirit Link won't be blocking, and even if it goes aggro, an x/3 double strike flyer is going to be difficult to race. Again, a wings flapping Rakdos Pit Dragon should be hitting for 10 or more damage at a time in the right deck (Loxodon Hierarch is another one of those ostensible "problem cards" that doesn't pose much of a problem in the creature combat area). There isn't much you can do about Shining Shoal, unfortunately, but Rakdos Pit Dragon should be fast enough on offense that you can win before the opponent draws his key Shoal, similar to how GP Boston Red Deck Wins was behind against Life, but could still win more than the default.
In sum, Rakdos Pit Dragon is one of the most exciting creatures I have encountered in recent sets. It's not quite next week's card, but this thought-provoking new Dragon seems to me the kind of creature that can be included in "a" deck, just because it is a good creature with a high potential upside or the kind of creature that can have a deck built around it in the same way that we bend our otherwise flexible or even reasonable card choices to accommodate Tallowisp or Magnivore. What follow are not tuned decks per se, but the ideas that I've had thinking about Rakdos Pit Dragon and the kinds of choices I might make in building a deck to maximize the chances of actually hitting the opponent with one and taking the biggest chunk out of his life total that I possibly could. Be forewarned: I don't know a lot more Dissension cards than you do, so if two weeks from now it seems like I missed something... You know where this is going I'm sure.
The goal of this deck is to maximize the chances of hitting Rakdos Pit Dragon while playing a very low curve. Commune With Nature, an unusual card last seen at Wisconsin States 2004, helps ensure action (especially digging up the Dragon) without disrupting the pre-four mana part of the curve overmuch. "R/G Rakdos," as with the next two decks, plays more lands than I typically would want in a Red Deck because even with a low curve, it will be important going long to have enough mana to drop your hand and to maintain operating mana for Rakdos Pit Dragon and the key one-drops.
Likely this is not the optimal direction for a Rakdos Pit Dragon deck, but as with the next decks, it is just a jumping off point for further exploration.
Other than the key card of the deck (and the subject of this preview), almost everything here costs one mana or less. The idea is to ensure that once you find Rakdos Pit Dragon, you can always Always ALWAYS keep an empty hand for Hellbent; the only concession is Char, and that's just because Meloku the Clouded Mirror is probably Rakdos Pit Dragon's worst enemy, in Standard, anyway.
Generally speaking, I hate Pithing Needle in Red Decks because it does no damage, but I think that it is probably useful in Game One situations to shut down cards like Glare of Subdual (and Meloku in a pinch), especially when the opponent's outs against an x/3 flyer with Double Strike are relatively few. Even decks with, say, eight outs against Rakdos Pit Dragon may fall into the "very few" category, just because the opponent shouldn't have more than maybe two shots at defending himself given solid Pit Dragon board development.
One of my most important models for Red Deck design is Patrick Sullivan. This is an excerpt from the 2005 U.S. Nationals Blog, featuring Pat (thanks to Brian David-Marshall):
"I just played the most satisfying game of Magic in my entire life," beamed Patrick Sullivan after Round 12.
Patrick was playing (of course) Red Deck Wins against a Blue opponent and found his Furnace Whelp Vedalken Shackled to the wrong side of the red zone.
"I wanted to draw burn spells," he said. "I assumed I was going to have to burn him out, but all I kept drawing were useless cards."
Or so Patrick thought. After drawing three straight Seething Songs he finally topdecked a Shatter. When his opponent tapped out end of turn to cast Thirst for Knowledge, Pat saw his opportunity and pounced. He Shattered the Shackles and got his flier back. His opponent took his turn and played a fresh Vedalken Shackles and attempted to take the Whelp back but Patrick pumped its power out of range with a Seething Song and countered the ability.
"I untapped and killed him with the two Seething Songs. I did exactly 11."
As with the boost Seething Song gave Patrick's Furnace Whelps, Seething Song might end up being be a fine friend to Rakdos Pit Dragon, feeding its front end, giving it wings, activating Hellbent, and even dropping the death machine a turn early in some cases. Here is a first look at a Seething Song-driven Rakdos Pit Dragon Deck:
- It may seem odd that this is a Rakdos Pit Dragon but that I haven't mentioned a single Black spell or dual land, but there is method to that decision: Rakdos Pit Dragon's operating mana costs are insanely Red mana intensive... Unless a card is there specifically to set up a faster Rakdos Pit Dragon (and maybe there will be Black cards that do that in the next set... I have no idea), I would generally avoid them for the purpose of this exercise.
- Don't forget that you can just drop this Dragon into "a" deck and it will probably still be very good as long as you pay attention to your curve. The three decks posted above are just first blush ideas I had given my excitement over the spicy new finisher.
Check back next week when I preview the single best card in Dissension**, and possibly all of Standard*** once everything is said and done.
* For those of you not in the know, Dan Paskins is generally considered the father of Red Deck Wins. He lost in the finals of his National Championships with the original version of the deck, but that's okay... First Place finisher Mark Wraith was also playing Red Deck Wins.
** Having not seen the Dissension spoiler, I can only estimate that it is the best card... But it's awfully exciting, breaking many of the rules of recent set design and prompting notes from both R&D's Aaron Forsythe (i.e. former magicthegathering.com guy) in Honolulu and special attention from our current producer, the aforementioned Mr. Johns.
*** This is not to say that the card won't see Extended play, or play in other formats. I'd be shocked if it didn't.