Now, on to the article . . .
Onslaught brings us another interesting gem of a card in Custody Battle. This card follows the recent theme of giving red a very cheap effect that an opponent can negate by sacrificing a resource. The beauty of Custody Battle, though, is it doesn't go away. Sure, your opponent can sacrifice a land to keep a creature, but can he or she afford to do that turn after turn?
BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
When trying to come up with ways to maximize Custody Battle's potential, my initial thoughts leaped to land-destruction decks. Typically, land-destruction decks roll over and die when played against fast creature decks (while you're busy hammering away at your opponent's lands, that turn-two Wild Mongrel is tearing into your life total). With Custody Battle, you suddenly have a very cheap way to neutralize that early threat (either that or you get an extra Stone Rain every turn -- that works too). A Custody Battle followed by an Armageddon will pretty much neutralize that creature immediately. Avalanche Riders works great with the Battle: It hits a land when it comes into play and blocks the enchanted creature if your opponent decides to sacrifice yet another land to keep it.
You can make things even more unpleasant for your opponent by dropping Propaganda. Go ahead and take a minute to laugh your evil laugh, I'll wait. War Tax is more mana intensive but potentially stronger in combination with Custody Battle.
Another sticky situation you can set up for your opponent is to cast Custody Battle when you have something out, such as an Icy Manipulator, Whipcorder, Nomad Decoy, or Puppeteer, that can tap one of his or her creatures. Does your opponent sacrifice a land to keep a creature only to have you tap it down, or does your opponent hand it over to you while you tap another creature? Similarly, regenerating blockers like Boneknitter, Drudge Skeletons, Wall of Bone, or those with protection from creatures like Beloved Chaplain can make the decision difficult.
Things to remember about Custody Battle
The trick to red's "punisher" cards is to make either choice quite unpleasant for your opponent -- and there are plenty of ways to do that with Custody Battle.
Another interesting twist is to play Custody Battle in a deck with creatures that have tough upkeep costs and even tougher consequences if you can't pay them. You play the creature and can even pay the upkeep, but if the time is ripe, cast Custody Battle on your own creature and "donate" it to your opponent during your next upkeep. If your opponent doesn't have any black mana sources, he isn't going to be happy with suddenly having control of Demonic Hordes, especially because its drawback will still happen on his upkeep even if he gives it back to you. Primordial Ooze also seems particularly nasty -- you let it grow and then give it to your opponent when he or she isn't able to pay its upkeep. Other cards that could make good donations -- especially if you have a way to get rid of Custody Battle after your opponent gains control of the creature! -- include Mishra's War Machine, Phantasmal Sphere, Infernal Denizen, Kookus, and Minion of Leshrac.
When getting rid of Custody Battle, there's actually an interesting twist that lets you greedily take creatures. When you gain control of your opponent's creature, you have control of it permanently -- or until someone else takes it away from you. Typically, you'll only lose the creature due to Custody Battle itself, but what if you have a Crown of the Ages out? When you gain control of your opponent's creature, use the Crown to move Custody Battle to one of your opponent's other creatures. Enchantment Alteration and Aura Graft do the same thing as a one-shot spell. You can do practically the same thing (bouncing Custody Battle back to your hand to cast on another creature) with Boomerang, Capsize, or Tradewind Rider.
YOU GOT IT . . . NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO?
Okay, so your fiendish plan worked, and you have control of your opponent's best creature. How do you hold onto it without wrecking your mana base? Groundskeeper can make sure you get back your sacrificed land each turn, and you can combine it with a Skyshroud Ranger or Firebrand Ranger to make sure you don't get locked at a static number of lands. Harvest Wurm and Cartographer can help, too.
I'll end this column with the one card that seems to be a perfect complement to Custody Battle: Orcish Squatters. Steal your opponent's blocker with the Battle and then swing in with the Squatters to steal his or her land to feed the Custody Battle. Red never felt so blue! I just have to design a deck around it.
The only rares are the Squatters and the Crowns, neither of which are very expensive or hard to find. Obviously, Shivan Reefs or Tropical Islands would help smooth your mana if you had any to add to the deck. Have fun!
FROM THE MAILBAG (er, Inbox rather)
While I received a few emails regarding my Charms article, I'm still getting feedback from the article on Artificial Evolution. I guess you all love that card as much as I do! A few of you wrote in with combos that I alluded to at the end of the article, such as evolving Rotlung Reanimator to switch Zombie to Cleric so that whenever you have a Cleric die, you get a Cleric token. Mix with a Nantuko Husk for an arbitrarily large number of +2/+2 boosts, or mix with Ashnod's Altar or Phyrexian Altar for an arbitrarily large amount of mana. Robby Manginsay, Alvin Jumaquio, Rommel Manlapaz, and Joseph Alanigue from the Philippines wrote in with the Words of Wilding combo with Wirewood Savage, letting you generate a ton of Beast or Bear tokens (depending on the target of your Evolution) each turn.
Others sent in some other great combos with Artificial Evolution that I'd like to share:
Goblin Pyromancer (from John Gapinski) -- boost your Goblins with its comes-into-play effect then use Artificial Evolution to destroy whatever creatures your opponent has left that you want out of the way.
Didgeridoo (from Richard) -- maybe slipping Minotaurs out for three mana isn't impressive, but use Artificial Evolution on the 'doo to make it say Legend or a Dragon and watch your opponent start to sweat!
Also, several people thought there was a problem with my Tombstone Stairwell example. I wrote:
"You can do similar timing tricks so you can permanently keep your Tombspawn Zombie tokens when Tombstone Stairwell leaves play."
If you read the Stairwell literally, Artificial Evolution can't work . . . but check out the Oracle wording of the card and you can work it:
At the beginning of each upkeep, if Tombstone Stairwell is in play, each player puts into play a 2/2 black Tombspawn Zombie creature token with haste for each creature card in his or her graveyard. (They may attack and
At end of turn or when Tombstone Stairwell leaves play, destroy all Tombspawn Zombie tokens put into play with it. They can't be regenerated."
Before the end of the turn, change either Tombspawn or Zombie to Elf and your tokens have a new lease on life. The next batch will be "Tombspawn Elf" tokens that will die at the end of turn, but you'll have a residual supply of Tombspawn Zombies to work with for a while.
And finally, a few people were still confused about changing Walls to Elves (or some other creature that can attack) and the reminder text changing but not inhibiting your creature. Reminder text is just reminding us of the rules, so even if you change the word Wall in the reminder text to Elf, Walls still can't attack (like it says in the rules), and there's nothing in the rules that says Elves can't attack. The bottom line is you can't hack the rules.
Okay, so I actually have one more thing -- a couple people didn't know what I was referring to with section "'K.11 -- Creature Type' from the Comprehensive Rules." That's understandable because there's no such section in the Comp. Rules. "K.11 -- Creature Type" is the title of the section about creature types in the rulings summary compiled by Stephen D'Angelo at crystalkeep.com. You can get more information about the Magic rules by clicking on "Rules" in the upper left of this Web page. (The Comp. Rules sections that deal with creature types include rule 212, "Card Type," rule 214, "Creatures," and rule 216 "Tokens.")Bennie may be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.