The infamous Eric “Danger” Taylor (PT Tokyo '01)
One of the many dinosaurs to show up is Madison's Don Schamun. While vaguely notorious in Madison for a long-ago pre-Magic boxing match, he's slightly better well known as the owner of a game store several years back. Years ago, his store The Realm was one of the stopping places on a cross-country road trip for my coworkers at The Dojo, and for quite some time it was the home to Madison's Magic scene.
He was one of the granddaddies of Magic in other ways too. I remember going to my first Regionals, very many years ago. I'd been in town a little while, and I was hungrily attending as many tournaments as I could. When I went down to Chicago with Don, Jim Hustad, and Darrell Wyatt, I felt as though I was finally in the “inner circle” of the Madison players.
Now, years later, Kamigawa had brought back Don, and he was sitting on the other side of the table from me. And he had out a card that I thought was quite, quite bad. And I was going to lose to it.
He pummeled me with Seizan, mostly because the card was so big - a beefy 6/5 that I couldn't actually deal with even given most of the cards in my deck. In the meantime, he was drawing other cards to add to the menace of Seizan. While we were both losing 2 life a turn, he was the one with a 6/5 on the table, and by the time I dropped another creature big enough to stave it off I was low enough in life that the regular life loss held me down.
Still, though, it almost killed him too.
Living with Seizan
Seizan is one of the most deceptively dangerous cards that you can put into play from Champions. It is easy to get lulled into a sense of false security. After all, you can justify to yourself all of the bonuses of Seizan. You get to draw cards, and even if your opponent does too, they are still getting hurt for it. You have a huge, black creature. A creature that your opponent absolutely has to deal with.
Of course, there is a simple price for all of this. After you cast Seizan, your opponent gets to draw cards before you do. As long as Seizan stays around, you don't have the choice about whether or not you are going to lose life to draw cards – you just are. How can you go about making Seizan's cost less damning? Yes, you're getting virtually an Ancestral Recall (or two Phyrexian Arena, if you prefer) every turn, but so is your opponent…
Fast like a (vorpal) bunny…
Running lots of cheap cards means that when you get out a Seizan, you'll be able to drop all of the extra cards as quickly as you draw them. And you're going to want most of these cards to be threatening. Think scary.
This means that running cards like Cranial Extraction, while cool and powerful, is probably not the way to go. You don't want to go about disrupting the opponent like this, since they're going to be drawing so many more cards anyway. Instead, you want to focus on affecting the board (and opponent's life total!). Scare the opponent. There are only a few ways that you really want to play disruption (more on that later).
What is scary? Scary is fast, cheap creatures. Wicked Akuba and Rotting Giant (a personal favorite) are big creatures. Many of Black's cheapest creatures are going to be a bit older. Look to extended for cards like Sarcomancy and Carnophage, or truly fast and out of control creatures like Flesh Reaver.
Finally, making sure your creatures get through is scary. There are plenty of ways to do that. Killing your opponent's creatures is of course the first one that springs to mind. If your opponent is going to be dropping creatures quickly (they are drawing 2 extra cards a turn, after all), you need to be able to kill them fast as well.
Some of the fastest elimination is painful. Vendetta and Snuff Out might be just a bit too dangerous, since you are already going to be losing life. Perhaps a bit more reasonable are other 2 mana efforts. Terror, Smother, Chainer's Edict, Diabolic Edict, and Vicious Hunger are all great at getting blockers out of the way. If you're more worried about weenie creatures, Nausea and Dry Spell will clear out a bunch of little guys. Just remember not to have any out of your own.
The Strange Powers of Uba Mask
Stopping the bleeding
Your opponent is going to be able to cast a large amount of spells too. The damage that another player can wreak with a steady supply of cards can be quite huge. Expect that you're going to be quite bruised by their barrage of spells, if not outright bleeding. Having your own fast spells is one way to best take advantage of the situation, but it isn't the only one. Another option is to make it harder for opponents to cast their own spells. Land destruction, long a most favorite/least favorite method of playing the game, is a great choice here.
I used to run an annoying Howling Mine Land Destruction deck. It ran Boomerangs and Stone Rains among its huge amount of mana disruption. Here, your Howling Mine is big, black, and can do up to 7 damage a turn all by itself. If nothing else, it can block while you knock out their land with one-for-one spells. Some cards (Rancid Earth, for example) can actually have a useful effect on the board besides removing a land. Take Avalanche Riders, for example – in a racing position, these can really cause a huge change in tempo.
Besides simple land destruction spells, there are more permanent global effects. Winter Orb is especially good here. If your opponent is drawing a million cards, it won't matter. They are likely to only have two mana every turn – the land they untap, and the land they drop. Running cards like Birds of Paradise becomes very valuable here. Also, your cheap creature elimination can be very valuable under a Winter Orb. Static Orb is less good here, but still reasonable.
But none of this compares to my favorite choice, Cataclysm. Here, we destroy nearly everything. When I envision a Cataclysm going off, I see you with Seizan, two land (you lay one after the Cataclysm) and a Mox of some sort, and your opponent with their best creature and a land. That seems like a pretty good place to be.
An element of control
Here, you aren't attempting to be able to counterspell every little thing. You have a 6/5. Just run enough counterspells, creature-kill, or bounce to make sure that it kills them. If they drop a guy in the way, you don't necessarily have to kill it. If they chump block Seizan with it, they've done that job for you. You're drawing an additional 2 cards a turn, so if you run controlling cards, you'll likely see them.
Remember, a card like Memory Lapse is almost the same thing as Counterspell here. They are drawing so many cards, all you need to do is be able to stop the spells that matter for a turn. You'll probably draw another spell to stop them again on the next turn. If you only spend 2 mana to stop their 4 mana Wrath of God, we can expect that they are in trouble.
Another great thing to do with lots of cards is run another powerful control card: Masticore. Masticore is a powerhouse in his own right, but Masticore and Seizan have a pretty special relationship. Both Masticore and Seizan have abilities that trigger during the upkeep. This means that you'll actually be able to have a Masticore in play, and on the next turn empty your hand to cast a Seizan. By stacking the abilities properly, Seizan will give you cards to feed to Masticore before it gets hungry. Even when you're not in this difficult position, they work very well together. Masticore can knock very nearly everything out of the way for your big guys, and you can actually cast all of your spells every turn without having to worry about him dying!
One last sneaky trick
As I've already said, Seizan's biggest drawback is that your opponent gets to use the extra cards they draw before you draw any. Well, they don't have to if you put out Seizan on their turn. Here are a few good cards to do that with:
- Winding Canyons
- Elvish Piper
- Call of the Wild
- Riptide Shapeshifter (name Demon or Spirit)
- Corpse Dance (use it after “At end of turn” triggers occur)
Of course, this is not an all-inclusive list. Use your own sneaky trick and get your opponent with a huge blocker, and then grab a few extra cards in the process.
With all of these ideas in mind, here is a simple sample deck that goes with a black beatdown approach:
Essentially, this deck runs a bunch of cheap threats and some good ways to get things out of the way. A Seizan in play can simply finish the opponent off by draining away their life after the initial rush (even if they do manage to draw good cards with him). Cover of Darkness can supply a great path of victory for either Zombies, Demons, or Spirits, depending on your board position. Tangle Wire is great in any Seizan deck, but in a beatdown deck it becomes especially good. I'm running a split selection of Moxes just to speed up the deck further, but even though I'm mono-black, I'm running more Mox Diamond just to help make the Rotting Giant better. For a similar reason, I'm running the full complement of eight lands that sacrifice to find Swamps, even though they can't find anything else. If you start making a sideboard, Masticore is a great place to start. Not only does he shore up one of black's notorious weaknesses (dealing with small Red creatures), but also he works wonderfully with Seizan. I helped work on a similar deck for Extended a few years back with Andy Wolf and the rest of Cabal Rogue, and I think you'll find that the basic idea has a lot to offer.
On a different note, I'd like to come out and apologize for the problem with the Uyo Challenge from last week. At the Champions of Kamigawa pre-release, I had been talking to newly christened Level 3 Judge Chris Richter about how much I liked Uyo with a card like Harrow. We'd been talking a while when Chris mentioned how much he liked the idea of using Uyo with Journey of Discovery. As we talked more, he described how you could use it with a Mana Flare effect to “go infinite”. In my original article, I mentioned cards like Primal Growth and Harrow to use with the Uyo, and while I didn't mention the idea of Journey of Discovery, Chris's words were on my mind when I was judging the Challenge. While normally Chris is a fantastic judge, he had thought that the card worked like a Tooth and Nail and actually put the cards into play rather than allowing you to put them into play. For my part, I didn't check up on this idea, mostly because I have nearly as much faith in Chris Richter's judging as I do in Rune Horvik's. I do sincerely apologize for the mistake.
Also, last week, I brought up the difference of opinion between Zvi and I regarding the potential differences between my build of an Uyo-Turbo Land deck and the way that he might build it. Here's what you all believed:
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Enjoy the rest of Spirit Week!