Game Breaker

Posted in Serious Fun on September 4, 2012

By Adam Styborski

Stybs has played Magic the world over, writing and drafting as part of the event coverage team and slinging Commander everywhere his decks will fit.

You're here for a Return to Ravnica preview card. You're here to get a glimpse into the awesome of the future. You're here for change overwhelming.

Welcome. The revolution will be digitized:

Worldspine Wurm


Yeah. So that's happening. But this is for the end of today's story. As much as Return to Ravnica is going to be awesome, what this fatty can be used for is something I can share now, for something I'm using today. Let's start at the beginning.

The very beginning; where we've been before.

Worldspine Wurm | Art by Richard Wright

Adventures in Commander

More than a year ago I decided to pile a copy of every card I'd ever want for Commander into my Commander Box. The box doubled in size since it was first pictured; it's only natural, since I've been working out with it through a year of new sets.

What's important about the box isn't that it's most of my awesome cards, but that they're sorted in a meaningful way. It means I can rapidly build, change, and disassemble any Commander deck at will. It's possible to do any of those things anywhere, so I did this at Gen Con Indy a few weeks ago.

Why build a new deck at Gen Con? The only Commander options I had were stale, well-played, and tuned. I found each of my decks miserable.

  • The longer you play a deck, the better you become at playing it. Familiarity can be comforting, even as it's breeding contempt.
  • The more you update and tweak the same deck, the stronger it becomes. I'll rarely make a change that weakens a deck, as I'm usually plugging some hole I found in it.
  • Playing a powerful deck that I knew inside-out wasn't the type of Commander I was interested in playing at Gen Con. I was looking for an experience with friends, not a notch on my victory belt.

Some of you adore making your deck dominate multiplayer games. Some of you work very hard to maximize the potential of every card and action you take in Commander. I often choose to do something different: simply do the things I enjoy. With Ghave, Guru of Spores, we made tokens and sacrificed them for other things. With Grand Arbiter Augustin IV we bounced things on and off the battlefield repeatedly. I happen to love those types of things, but the decks were also incidentally powerful. Doing things I enjoy isn't incongruent with mighty plays.

I believe that's why I got bored of them so quickly. Doing fun stuff is great, but repeatedly crushing games under an oppressive heel of consistent strength isn't. To support "the best four days in gaming," I decided to build a deck that came with an obvious weakness. I wanted to use cards I normally don't use, in ways I normally can't.

There was one legendary force that shouted for something different.

Maelstrom Wanderer

Maelstrom Wanderer is a deceptively powerful Commander. "Cascade, cascade" in the text box translates to "get two more spells out of your library for free." Seven mana for three spells is a great deal, but that's not what I was most interested in.

Creature is my favorite type of permanent. It's a blast for me to make oodles of them as tokens, to turn them sideways in attack, or simply to get the effect one gives entering the battlefield. In an instant, I knew I was building a deck of creatures meant to maximize Maelstrom Wanderer.

But as I fanned through everything green, another idea interjected itself: Primal Surge.

Primal Surge

Creatures are permanents. We established that already. "But what if I didn't use anything that wasn't a permanent..." drifted across my mind's eye. Away went Cackling Counterpart, Bonfire of the Damned, and Worldly Tutor. My piles thinned from taking away instant and sorceries, and I added in every creature that would find lands.

It looked amazing. So I added another limiter: no colorless cards. I don't mean "no artifacts" as, spoiler alert, a deck full of creatures makes Birthing Pod very appealing. Relying on just creatures to do all the work, and ensuring everything required a color commitment, seemed sufficiently fun and fair.

Here's where I ended up. You tell me what comes out for Worldspine Wurm:

Maelstrom Wanderer—Gen Con Deluxe Version

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Planeswalker (1)
1 Jace, the Mind Sculptor
Sorcery (1)
1 Primal Surge
Artifact (1)
1 Birthing Pod
100 Cards

How it works is simple:

How it performs is a story for a few weeks from now. I guarantee you should stay tuned for it.

Art by Steve Prescott

But Wait, Aren't We on Ravnica?

Yes! That's the story behind my Maelstrom Wanderer creature heavy, all-color, Primal Surge-equipped, Gen Con Commander deck. Worldspine Wurm is exactly the type of creature I want in it. To recap:

  • is no joke for a mana cost. It's cheaper to Primal Surge into it than cast it directly.
  • Creatures tend to die thanks to Planar Cleansing and friends. Worldspine Wurm leaves behind three fatty friends when the dust settles.
  • Let's say we run out Worldspine Wurm without Primal Surge. When it gets killed, as 15/15 fatties with trample are wont to, it conveniently shuffles itself back into our library for future shenanigans.

Each of these features is a benefit we can use.

  • Classic Ravnica trappings like Chord of Calling, and old chestnuts like Citanul Hierophants, lets a Selesnyan token swarm call the Wurm to play.
  • Anything and everything that converts a monstrous fatty into other things is something beautiful: Birthing Pod and Greater Good are likely suspects, but going deep with a Fling will really surprise opponents. In any case, we're left with a few friends to work with.
  • As much as I love casting my own fatty, having it resurrected by an opponent is heartbreaking. The same limitation that keeps us from cheating Worldspine Wurm onto the battlefield from the graveyard protects us against theft—except for Bribery and other blue-based stealing. Jerks.



So what does a Worldspine Wurm's swagger look like? Take your pick!

Convoking the Worldspine

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It isn't the most beautiful of decks, but Beasts, Wurms, and Saprolings aren't renowned for their beauty. The plan is as simple as we set out:


  1. Make tokens.
  2. Convoke or make a bunch of mana.
  3. Profit via Worldspine Wurm.

There are plenty of little tools built into the deck, too. Regal Force draws a chunk of the deck. Parallel Lives and Rhys the Redeemed make swarming a real threat. Worldly Tutor, Chord of Calling, and Mwonvuli Beast Tracker let our deck deliver on command. Thragtusk even gives us life while leaving a baby behind.


Parallel Lives
Rhys the Redeemed

If you choose this plan, more cards that draw cards might be wise: Elvish Visionary and Greater Good can do a lot of work. But not every Worldspine Wurm deck needs to be slow.

Verhey's Druid Wave Shenanigans

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Borrowing heavily from one of Gavin Verhey's Avacyn Restored previews, Druid's Repository, this is a mostly-Standard-but-not-really deck meant to make the most of dudes and mana.

We get to be an aggressive Elf deck, bumping out and potentially trampling over with a bevy of the pointy-eared. Ezuri, Renegade Leader provides a well-placed mana sink that empowers almost every creature we can cast. And then... surprises. If you don't need to spend the mana, banking it up for Worldspine Wurm lets us go over the top and into an opponent's face.

Ezuri, Renegade Leader

A 15/15 trampler that leaves behind friends is an end-game that works when a fast rush of Elf creatures fails, and that same fast rush fuels playing it or the Genesis Wave that will. But tricky tricks and cheaty cheats to put Worldspine Wurm into play pale compared to going the old-fashioned way.

Art by Karl Kopinski

Kiora Atua, with a Worldspine Vengeance

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Land (25)
11 Island 14 Forest
Other (5)
3 Aether Mutation 2 [Next Week's Preview]
60 Cards

While Duels 2013 is all the rage these days, it was in Duels 2012 that I first played through completely. One of the decks that stonewalled me for a time was Kiora Atua's deck filled with lands, putting lands into play, and fatties.

Making lands and casting fatties is as primal as Magic gets. Here, I've updated a few lands and tweaked some of the big monsters included. There isn't anything significantly different here, as there wasn't anything broken to begin with. Laying lands, then laying the beats, is a tried-and-true recipe.

However, why a classic ramp deck came to mind was that it also made perfect sense for next week's preview, [CENSORED]. What makes it a good fit here will have to wait until next time: Sometimes making the ordinary extraordinary changes everything.

Art by Matt Stewart

Return From Whence Ye Came!

Return to Ravnica is something that has me completely discombobulated. Whether it's the work of an Izzet experiment gone awry or a magical lobotomy by a Dimir agent, my thoughts keep jumping from guild to guild.

Last week's poll showed that this isn't the case for you:

Which Return to Ravnica guild are you most excited to see?
Izzet () 3978 40.6%
Golgari () 1925 19.7%
Azorius () 1354 13.8%
Rakdos () 1272 13.0%
Selesnya () 1265 12.9%
Total 9794 100.0%

Is it Izzet? Of course! Everyone's favorite tinkerers of all things magical are adorable, desirable mad scientists. I know we're all looking forward to what they're going to cook up next. This week's poll is a little more specific.

First, visit the handy Guild Poll to find out which guild is yours. Tell me here:


Which Ravnican guild do you match up with? Azorius ()Izzet ()Rakdos ()Golgari ()Selesnya ()Orzhov ()Simic ()Dimir ()Boros ()Gruul ()

My personal feelings toward fairness, with a little excited zeal mixed in, made me a natural for the Boros. I'm curious to see where all of you fall too.

Join me next week when I overload on the awesome. See you then!

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