"Due to a database error, everyone in the tournament is listed as being English. We apologize, but this was the only way we could think of how to make sure we have an English winner."
– Head judge announcement Saturday morning
"How's your deck?"
"It has a pretty good late game."
"Well … every deck in this format has a pretty good late game."
"I sure hope they do because I have two copies of Villainous Wealth! And if they don't have a good late game, I don't have a good late game."
"'Did someone call for a naked butler?'"
"All was going well … until I tried to cast Cached Defenses mid-combat."
– Nicolai Herzog