Secret Lair Our Boss Is on Vacation Superdrop
When the boss is away, the Secret Lair team will play, and that means you're getting an especially chaotic Secret Lair Superdrop. We've got nine Secret Lair drops for you, each with its own style and flair that's sure to make you say "I don't remember approving this drop. Whose idea was this?"
You'll receive free shipping on any single orders over $99 (terms and conditions may apply, so visit MagicSecretLair.com for details).
(Secret Lair Promo)
We also found a stack of cards on our boss's desk that they weren't doing anything with, so we're adding them in here! You'll receive one rainbow foil Deadeye Navigator promo card for each $150 spent on a single order while supplies last (terms and conditions may apply, so visit MagicSecretLair.com for details).
The Our Boss Is on Vacation Superdrop releases March 24, 2025, at 9 a.m. PST over on MagicSecretLair.com. These drops are available in limited quantities. While there's no hard end date to the sale (our boss never said when she's coming back), we do plan to clean up the storefront from time to time and remove products that have been around for a while.
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Secret Lair x SpongeBob SquarePants: Legends of Bikini Bottom
as "Plankton, Tiny Tyrant"
as "Mr. Krabs, Penny Pincher"
as "Squidward, Sarcastic Snob"
as "Gary, the Snail"
as "Sandy Cheeks, Martial Astronaut"
as "Patrick Star"
as "SpongeBob Squarepants"
After appearing in over 300 episodes across 15 seasons (and on countless birthday cakes), SpongeBob has finally surfaced from Bikini Bottom and entered Secret Lair. In a drop featuring fantastic art by Caleb Meurer and Gregg Schigiel, SpongeBob's most famous characters on some of Magic's most powerful cards.
Art by Caleb Meurer and Gregg Schigiel
©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.
Contents:
- 1x Skrelv, Defector Mite as "Plankton, Tiny Tyrant"
- 1x Charix, the Raging Isle as "Mr. Krabs, Penny Pincher"
- 1x Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar as "Squidward, Sarcastic Snob"
- 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive as "Gary, the Snail"
- 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets as "Sandy Cheeks, Martial Astronaut"
- 1x Barktooth Warbeard as "Patrick Star"
- 1x Jodah, the Unifier as "SpongeBob SquarePants"
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Secret Lair x SpongeBob SquarePants: Internet Sensation
Superstar of the Seas. Underwater Icon. Phylum Porifera Phenomenon.
And maybe most impressively, Lord of Memes.
SpongeBob SquarePants's impact on digital culture is indelible—perhaps more so than any other cartoon sponge in recent history. Along with his friends from Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob has inspired countless reaction GIFs, image macros, and viral posts. His optimism, joy, and childlike wonder have taken the internet by storm.
And now, that storm has rolled into Secret Lair.
Art by Tyler Walpole
©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.
Contents:
- 1x Counterspell
- 1x Daze
- 1x Inevitable Betrayal
- 1x Force of Despair
- 1x Night's Whisper
- 1x Food Token
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Secret Lair x SpongeBob SquarePants: Lands Under the Sea
Embark on a guided tour of five deep-sea destinations from the underwater world of SpongeBob SquarePants. From Bikini Bottom to the Jellyfish Fields and beyond, this set of barnacle-covered basic lands features art by Jon Vermilyea and showcases some of the liveliest locales and tidal territories that SpongeBob and friends call home.
Art by Jon Vermilyea
©2025 Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg.
Contents:
- 2x Plains
- 2x Island
- 2x Swamp
- 2x Mountain
- 2x Forest
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
They Grow Up So Fast
(Reversible)
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(Reversible)
(Reversible)
At Secret Lair, we may disagree from time to time about our favorite cards, artists, or how to pronounce GIF, but we all agree on one thing: not enough Magic: The Gathering art captures the captivating science of draconic lifecycle biology. We want to do more than entertain here at Secret Lair. We aim to educate, too.
Therefore, this drop presents a visual analysis of five dragons as they mature from adorable wyrmling to scourge of the skies. By simply flipping each card over, you'll witness a dragon's physiological development as it ages, including the hypertrophy of wing musculature, fire gland maturation, and scale ossification. Fascinating stuff.
Art by Allen Douglas, Alison Johnstun, Antonio José Manzanedo, Brooklyn Smith, and Crystal Sully
Contents:
- 1x Reversible Dragonlord Atarka
- 1x Reversible Dragonlord Dromoka
- 1x Reversible Dragonlord Kolaghan
- 1x Reversible Dragonlord Ojutai
- 1x Reversible Dragonlord Silumgar
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Traditional foil: $39.99 USD
Garden Buds
Have you ever misplaced something important? Something really important? We have. For example, our product architect designed an entire Ashaya, Soul of the Wild Commander deck, with amazing art from Jordan Crane, for our plant-loving project manager's birthday. Then someone accidentally deleted the decklist and misplaced 95 of the cards. Those were the only copies. But the boss is gone, and we made an executive decision: we'll just print the cards we have and let people grow their own Ashaya deck from these five seeds. Happy gardening!
Art by Jordan Crane
Contents:
- 1x Ashaya, Soul of the Wild
- 1x Elvish Reclaimer
- 1x Harrow
- 1x World Shaper
- 1x Horn of Greed
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Tragic Romance
Our art director has been reading a lot of romantasy lately. Like, "a new book every day" a lot. Then, he started reading it out loud. Then, he started writing fanfic and reading that out loud, too. Recently, he commissioned art from the incredibly talented Abigail Larson based on his fanfic and has been posting it around the office. To be clear, we're all super into it. So, we put it on cards.
Art by Abigail Larson
Contents:
- 1x Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon
- 1x Kaalia of the Vast
- 1x Angel of Despair
- 1x Master of Cruelties
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Twisted Toons
Secret Lair's business department recently received an unpublished report detailing the impact of mid-20th century cartoon archetypes on broader trends in business and market integration. Particularly, this report theorized that adopting the madcap antics and absurd pratfalls of a cartoon protagonist can lead a business to higher market capitalization and outsized returns over time. We found the logic to be sound.
While this is normally the type of thing we'd run up the ladder to the boss, she's gone. So, we went ahead and made a drop of vintage cartoon art from Desmuncubic that's subtly packed with allusions to comparative advantage theory, post-Keynesian economics, and other monetary models. Look closely and you might even see the Phillips curve!
Art by Desmuncubic
Contents:
- 1x Silence
- 1x Winds of Abandon
- 1x Culling the Weak
- 1x Fatal Push
- 1x Young Wolf
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Pick 'Em and Stick 'Em
There was a … disagreement—a big one—about what art Rian Gonzales should put on this prismatic drop of candy-colored cards. Some people wanted more pirate gear, others wanted more summer fun, and a few just wanted to get weird with it. Fingers were pointed. Words were exchanged. Shade was thrown. And the decision was made to put everything on ice for the good of the Lair. But when the boss left, we decided to just put all our awesome ideas onto five sticker sheets and let fans decide! You can peel, pull, and sprinkle your favorite bubbly sticker art however you want across all five fantastic cards.
Art by Rian Gonzales
Contents:
- 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
- 1x Clever Impersonator
- 1x Hedron Crab
- 1x Pitiless Plunderer
- 1x Treasure Token
- 5x Sticker Sheets
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Rainbow foil: $39.99 USD
Secret Lair High: Class of '87
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Somebody on the Secret Lair team—and I'm not naming names—really thrived in high school. We're talking all-state homecoming royalty with valedictorian energy—a real yearbook superstar. And, well, they kind of … miss it and bring it up all the time. So, this drop of legends, reimagined in their high-school glory days by Stephen Andrade and Scott Okumura, is a little bit of wish fulfillment. But then again, so is every drop. Have a great summer!
Art by Stephen Andrade and Scott Okumura
Contents:
- 1x Reversible Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait
- 1x Reversible Anje Falkenrath
- 1x Reversible Chulane, Teller of Tales
- 1x Reversible Radha, Heart of Keld
Price:
- Non-foil: $29.99 USD
- Traditional foil: $39.99 USD
All these drops will be available on March 24, 2025, starting at 9 a.m. PST on MagicSecretLair.com. These drops are available in limited quantities. Whether you're looking to build a flora-filled Commander deck or tell the tale of star-crossed lovers, there's something in this Superdrop for everyone. Except for our boss. She's not going to be happy about this.
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